One of our patients told me a story the other day about her grandchild. She told the 5 year old grandson that she was going to the eye doctor. The grandson replied, "Did you know you got people in there?"
"What? What do you mean?" she asked him.
Grandson replied as he got up real close to her so he could look her in the eye, "My mom said you have 'people' in there, inside your eye".
So I dilated the grandmother's "people" (pupils) and let her have a seat in the reception area for 15 minutes so the doctor could look at her optic nerve.